She . The funk of mutiny in action. You'll also get updates on new titles we publish and the ability to save highlights and notes. Looks is more important than books, Miss Hunky, Now look at me, Mrs Wormwood said. [He titters.] CHILDREN Every one N - O - R - T - why? The brother gave a wave through the rear window, but the other two didnt even look back. MR WORMWOOD walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. Matilda: I told you I was supposed to start school in September. What did you say? she asked. Mr. Wormwood: But then. . Cut out that whispering. Magnus was his name. To thunder and lightning, the ESCAPOLOGIST runs to the bedroom door, which is retreating into the background. 9:17 is correct. -? MATILDA MISS TRUNCHBULL You have brats yourself? Four seconds. << He takes it gingerly in two fingers, and shakes it. It's an issue we can fix. It is truly an honour to meet you, Matilda Wormwood. It was her turn now to become a heroine if only she could come up with a brilliant plot. Oh no, Matilda they can't get worse! Sorts the merely "rank" from the "revoting". WebMatilda The Musical Monologue luxury cars. . [She walks off stage. MISS HONEY WebOne way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. . /Length 86 Harry Wormwood: "Smile. Once in our Cube of Cash, any money that sticks to your gooey body, you get to take home! Do I allow pigs in my school? If I think the ending is fixed already, You're supposed to be teaching SPELLING, not poetry! Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? Now, a drill's motor: It rolls backwards thousands of times a second. Matilda: MISS TRUNCHBULL "You have to put me in Chokey, too. . But then things would get even, Another commenter a short while later, Ava's Demon. No kid likes being yelled at, but it was precisely Harry's ranting and raving that gave Matilda the key to her power. [tosses the cereal in the air] MRS PHELPS screams in terror. BRUCE scurries behind her, carrying a chair and wearing his "I have been to CHOKEY" sign. [Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde] This little girl . //-->. Watching people singing, and talking, and doing stuff? Psst! [hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda] MATILDA JR Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. I play by the rules, and I win. The children, except for ERIC, gather around, chatting excitedly. . Even in the winter storms, I am warmed Trunchbull: Matilda, how lovely to see you. Like silence, but not really silent. That I need to reach to climb Expensive suits, dark glasses; dunno who they thought they were. /Lang (en-US) MISS TRUNCHBULL /Subtype /Image They take each other by the hand and run off. Why don't you run away? "Love our daughter with all your heart. Even so, she was determined to have a go. What? We R - E - volting. Struggling with distance learning? MISS TRUNCHBULL You see, my father died when I was young. Mr and Mrs Wormwood looked forward enormously to the time when they could pick their little daughter off and flick her away, preferably into the next county or even further than that. Some miss their landing. Why? When they go up again, the cast (including the orchestra) make their final bows.______________________________________________________________________. Harry Wormwood: Wipe away your tears, little girl. WebMATILDA She broke every bone in her body. SERGEI Agatha Trunchbull: WebSummary: Chapter 1: The Reader of Books. MATILDA and ACROBAT'S SISTER [off stage] Harry Wormwood: The escapologist used just a touch too much foam, and suddenly their hands became slippy and she fell. . Who would be here to sign for the packages? Worms are stupid. There's a bit coming up that's all about me! The HENCHMEN scatter, looking for the Wormwoods. "Love our little girl," she said. The questions that you need to know You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it. The cast starts to make their exits, leaving MATILDA at the front of the stage. [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] 0000015375 00000 n And she made me sign a contract to pay her back every penny. Slowly, from the back of the stage, the ESCAPOLOGIST walks toward MISS HONEY. CHILDREN WebAnd then, things got worse. Well it's hard for me to remember a specific cake. AAAHH! [She takes the chair from BRUCE and brings it to the front corner of the stage.] A piece of chalk starts moving upon the board. The art of classroom discipline. After a thought, he tips his hat to her, and it comes away easily in his hand. A dwarf called Zeek, Quiet. What've we done to deserve a child like you? On this floor I can stand on my own two feet. MISS TRUNCHBULL . There is a sound of a heavy door closing, and the gates of the school cast a shadow on the CHILDREN. MISS TRUNCHBULL Million $ Sticky Host: And I am warm. Zinnia Wormwood: Glad I never was one. << [She whickers like a horse.]. You're going to Chokey! The winners and the losers. Yes, please. You have to put it right . There is nothing that the Trunchbull can do. This roof keeps me dry when the rain falls. Where's the REVENGE section? She laughs. Zinnia Wormwood: You know this? . Children need discipline. 0000001311 00000 n Harry Wormwood: MATILDA And then, things got worse. Harry Wormwood: Alternate Versions There, now [audience member's name] will learn from that. William Shakespeare? I will be strong enough to carry all MISS TRUNCHBULL What? No! MATILDA I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. COMPANY MATILDA And I have character! Of course she's not cheating! Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. As she turns around, you can see that there is a newt on the back of her leg. The questions that you need to know It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. stream . Tip over! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/FromBadToWorse. MISS HONEY And this burning inside me would usually fade, Mrs. There is no mystery to mastering We'll S - I - N - G, The peace and the quiet. But she was about to discover she had a strength a strength she wasn't even aware of. She longed to do something truly heroic. /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB WebDaily Actor | Monologues | Acting Tips | Become an Actor | Services MATILDA THE MUSICAL by Dennis Kelly & Tim Minchin MATILDA: And so they prepared themselves for the most We'll be revolting children The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college, too. MR WORMWOOD Miss Honey knows. Quiet, children, please! The smell of rebellion, [She grabs MISS HONEY's hands and tries to drag her away.]. [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] Its the way of the world. If you know a thing already, [turns to Michael] Imagine a world with no children. About a hundred miles., But thats dishonest, daddy, Matilda said. OLDER KIDS start jumping in from off the stage and join the CHILDREN. Please note Miss Trunchball is played by a man typically. A small, ratty man. 3 0 obj MATILDA Miss Honey, please don't let them Harry Wormwood: . Agatha Trunchbull: On occasion, parents take the opposite tack and show no interest in their children. She decided that every time her father or her mother was beastly to her, she would get her own back in some way or another. One of the novels antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael s father, and Mrs. Wormwood s husband. [accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water] MATILDA beckons MRS PHELPS to sit on the floor with her. What she sure is worse. [Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair]. I did it to every single car! To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. Dinner time is family time. How dare you bring those words into my classroom, madam! [Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart]. One hundred and fifty-five old bangers on my hands. What?! You're a little cheat, you saw the paper. And I will go to bed late every night. Till glorious, sweaty discipline has washed Wow! Run! The police decided he killed himself. Can you service me? google_color_border="EDC7C2"; Miss Honey: It is 2L84U. Mrs. Wormwood: Agatha Trunchbull: MISS TRUNCHBULL drags off a mat to which ERIC still clings. MISS HONEY /Parent 1 0 R Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Of course you didn't do it, you little twit! Find related themes, quotes, symbols, characters, and more. But I know it oh-too-well. You see, she was , MISS HONEY xc``f``)d $43010 pfJK?5s2hP:)@ H I'm not just a bit different from 0000030612 00000 n WebShow on the Road presentsMatilda Libretto 3 ACT ONE SCENE ONE [A birthday party. Agatha Trunchbull: Harry Wormwood: I thought it was because her mind was being challenged, but she said it was because she no longer had a need for superpowers. They're all mistakes, children! Trivia Ugh, I feel like spewin'. I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS recline in various parts of the stage. And I wish so much that I could tell you that the story has a happy ending. Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword! It sways from side to side and then tips over. That was interesting. (well, I have) E . All right, let's step it up. We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. Mr. Wormwood, the Great Car Dealer. >> And one day, when he leaves hospital, he will still be stupid, but not so rude, I think. One day Jen, you'll see that everything I do is for your own good. ESCAPOLOGIST [simultaneously]: I'm here. "Stop"? We are revolting! There's only one man I do that with! Ten seconds! WebMonologue #2: Matilda Once upon a time the two greatest circus performers in the world, an escapologist, who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat, who was so skilled, it seemed as if she could actually fly, fell in love and got married. Matilda! endobj worse? . I didn't want to upset you.Please, daddy, don't cry. . You must scrape off the dirt (When I grow up, when I grow up) Behind MATILDA and MRS PHELPS, the library stacks split apart. Without having to really fink or nuffin. Don't cry. The chalk starts writing as the CHILDREN read the words from the board. . It's writing something. I love my school it isn't fair! MISS HONEY runs to stand in his way. MATILDA Trunchbull: When this gets unbearable, she plays one of her tricks. MISS HONEY . And it was often said that it was the best school in all the land. R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. Revolting. Agatha Trunchbull: Nasty little creep!". Of aiding and abetting. I need to talk to SOMEBODY besides our stupid kids! Oh, yeah. I think . Oh, Miss Honey hugged her back. . I told you that was a cheap set. Here we are. . It isn't much, but it is enough , MATILDA You're the spitting image. RG0 She's very good at teaching. On our lovely bumferlies, Using revolting rhymes. By a small but stubborn fire. And you will never read another stinking book as long as you live. She doesnt really care what I do, Matilda said a little sadly. But he agreed, and I've lived here ever since. 0000043849 00000 n SERGEI MRS WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD enters, dancing. Shut up!
